I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ him

I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ him



Such pretty boys

Such pretty boys

Creepiest Things Said by Kids
1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”
Being someone who grew up in a haunted house, I would not brush it off if kids were telling me these things. I mean, the penis to put out the fire one is probably something she picked up from a south park episode or a little boy (pee on a fire to put it out), but the really spooky ones... yeah, sometimes kids are more open to spirits than adults.

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog


because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog





this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

Too hot to pass, even though my sister goes to my blog, awks



I give you the best ‘sorry not sorry’ face ever.









How can you NOT find this cool?

#dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats


This look never means anything good is going to happen.

My god. So cute.

Awesome o(^_-)O

Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on tumblr


if this isn’t on your blog i think i’m going to have a problem with you.